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Hometown: Tampa Bay, FL Year: Third Major: International Affairs, Asian Studies Alex was conned into joining GW Mock Trial by a "friend" who subsequently quit the team right after Alex joined. Devastated, but unable to think of anything better to do with his weekends than insult people who wear Uggs and practice directs with aspiring Johnny Cochrans, Alex is still with GW Mock Trial. Paradoxically, Alex harbors an utter contempt for all lawyers (not including Thomas Mesereau Jr.) and he never wants to become one. Yet, for reasons passing understanding, he enjoys spending an ungodly number of hours with people who do. It appears that his primary motivation for participating in mock trial is the one unspoken but widely recognized benefit of being a mocker: it provides quite the pick-up line to use with the fine ladies of Foggy Bottom. In the meantime, Alex remains with GW Mock Trial, continuing to hone invaluable skills that he hopes will eventually help him land a job illegally impersonating a doctor. Alex was named an All-American witness at the 2008 National Championship Tournament. |
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