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Hometown: El Paso, TX Year: Second Major: Political Science James Bonneau is the pinnacle of class, learning life lessons from the Unforgivable Youtube videos and various television programmes such as House MD. These however, are fundamentally incompatible with his internal moral compass, and therefore lead to his complicated lifestyle as a self-hating narcissist. True to his Texan roots, its can be virtually assured that James will have several bags of sunflower seeds available at any time, particularly at mock practice. Furthermore, he has a marked propensity to mispronounce even the most basic of junior high vocabulary as well as confuse the very foundations of English grammar despite his remarkably high level of intelligence. This, understandably, leads to James being the butt of many of more-eloquent persons’ jokes which aid in keeping his ego in check but helps him be that much more of a gosh-darn-it-your-so-likable person. In his spare time, James enjoys talking about himself while asking prodding questions to other speakers to falsify a sense of concern or attentiveness. As for mock trial, James enjoys doing it, amongst other things. He also firmly believes in the Code. Unit, Corps, God, Country. |
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